A man was being interviewed for a job.   "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.   "Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.   "Did you see any active duty?"   "I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."   "May I ask what happened?"   "Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both  testicles."   "You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."   "When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential  treatment because of my disability."   "Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with  you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit  around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."  